Salomon The Assassin Snowboard – 2014

FOR: Men
MSRP: $469.95
GET IT: $375.96

From the Editors of Snowboard:

The true charm of Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson was their heartless demeanor towards bad guys. In addition to their deep understanding of street justice, it should also be noted that at one, or several points in their careers each maintained a very large and powerful moustache. Consequently, they were type cast as contract killers. While it’s safe to assume Salomon is deep in R&D regarding the tensile strength of vigilante facial hair, the NEW Assassin retains power seldom seen outside this sub-genre of badass.

A lethal blend of powder and freestyle geometries lend this true twin towards the more deadly spectrum of shredding. Included is Salomon’s patented Rock Out Camber providing snappy power matched with Popster Booster carbon stringers underfoot. So whether smashing pillows or decimating the local park, this board is a good call for anyone who slaughters without prejudice.

Pretty Much:
Big jumps, vengeful styles, codes of honor.

Not So Much:
Riding slow, showing mercy.

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